Amuseables Toilet Roll is a curling champion. Not the gym kind (he tried that once; disastrous), but the icy, stone-sliding kind – and he’s perfected his glide.

With plush sheets neatly coiled and boots braced for balance, he’s happiest sweeping his way across the rink, calling the shots with surprising authority. He says it’s the taking part that matters most, but only because you’ve got to be in it to win it!

Off the ice, Toilet Roll is endlessly dependable: neat, steady, and always on hand when you need him most.